stories are only lies; lies are all we have
phil ♥ queer ♥ 23 ♥ white

heartshop:

Chew your way into a new world.
Munch leaves. Molt. Rest. Molt
again. Self-reinvention is everything.
Spin many nests. Cultivate stinging
bristles. Don’t get sentimental
about your discarded skins.

Amy Gerstler, an excerpt from the poem ‘Advice from a Caterpillar’

speedlimit15:

speedlimit15:

speedlimit15:

i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

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it’s just not possible.

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i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website

cicidraws:

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since yall like the mouse doodles of the pitties here u go

wildflowerbutch:

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[image description: a photo of several sharks underwater, in vibrant shades of blue, white, and grey. end description.]

photo by Jakob Owens on Unsplash

  • ladyofchive

    gayocats:

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  • leokelly:

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    Otto Theodor Benfey’s spiral periodic table (1964)

    bethanythebogwitch:

    At a previous job (removing invasive carp from the Mississippi river) we would get lots of bycatch. While most native species could just be tossed back in the water and do just fine, paddlefish are a lot more Fragile and really don’t do good when out of the water. To help them, we would pull them through the water to force it over their gills and give them a jump start. The best place to grab them is by the rostrum. It’s all very scientific, but I couldn’t help but feel funny grabbing these goobers by the schnozz taking them for a ride

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    maletofujoshi:

    Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

    thecryptkeeper:

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    fruit tiles (drawings) (inedible)

    elixir:

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    Moss waterfall
    © Ben Humphrey — 2007

    aflo:

    wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

    s.